Bolin-Van-Helm's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Miss Dynamite XX]

yay

yay!!
that was really good

the preloader is the greatest thing iver EVER heard
EVER
but it needs....nothing

[Labix's Heaven]

Zombies?

where are the zombies
i was told there would be zombies
elephant zombies
with rocket launchers
that shoot baby seals
riding in pink cadilacs
57' cadilac convertables, really
and that there would be scantaly clad anime bitches shooting them with chainsaw-m-16's
and then they would be brutally eaten by living hand-sanitizer, that burns with the fire of a thousand evils
and then the hero would go all emo until he found the Floppy Disc of Restoration™ V.3.0
and then he would free Charles Manson, and Charlie would tell all the elephants he was god, and they'd be confused and sacrifice him to thier god Shiggityshubwulahluleelurah but then the volcano would spontaniously errupt killing everyone except for the Hero and then he would ressurect a bag of cheetos and repopulate the earth.

i saw none of this.
fix it
please
for the good of...
.......
me...
and the cheetos
they need a good lay

[Seth Says... 4-8-05]

lol

LOLSTFU CJ YOU ARE SUCK
LOL CJ = DARTH_SHOE
HERE ARE SUCK

THIS FLASH ARE NOT SUCK

[I Eat People]

QWNAGE

i saw this when it came out, its teh shit